I like dreaming, city lights, bongos & banjos, astrology, change, genuinely nice people, loud music, accents, charcoal, dreadlocks, being lost, the texas heat, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
dickpoison:dovesvspigeons:borntolandhard: Accurate.  Tickle his prostate with an eggbeater. Do cupcakes make good boyfriends. hahahahhaha never saw anything truer on the internet. T - H - I - S .

dickpoison:dovesvspigeons:borntolandhard:

Accurate. 

Tickle his prostate with an eggbeater.
Do cupcakes make good boyfriends.

hahahahhaha never saw anything truer on the internet. T - H - I - S .

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    No, cupcakes actually make AMAZING boyfriends
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